| I'm not sure if you heard or not but in the City/County | | | | available, just tell that to the German scientist in |
| of San Francisco each resident is compelled to sort | | | | Hamburg who invented it! |
| out their trash and put all the recycling items such as | | | | How do they make translucent aluminum you ask? |
| plastics, aluminum and cardboard into special recycling | | | | Well, they were able to strip electrons off of aluminum |
| trash containers. Failure to do this can result in fines, | | | | atoms and turn them into a fourth state of matter, |
| and they get progressively more, after each violation, | | | | making them invisible or at least translucent. Pretty |
| worse of all, your neighbors can turn you in to the | | | | cool, and why not use this technology in San Francisco |
| trash police. | | | | to help them with their little recycling program they got |
| Well, you know how much I like San Francisco and all | | | | going on there? |
| the wonderful people that live there and of course, | | | | Now then, it honestly costs a lot to make translucent |
| their political persuasion, and you probably know I just | | | | aluminum and those panels for the trash cans will be |
| can't say enough good things about them all. So, I have | | | | quite costly. But I figure San Francisco can afford it, |
| a super great plan. | | | | and they can use the money from all the expensive |
| They should make the trash receptacles with a | | | | fees and fines they are charging people who fail to |
| translucent aluminum panels so that the trash police | | | | recycle. |
| can come by and make sure no one has put anything | | | | So they'll be able to make their money back, even |
| into their regular trash that should be a recyclable item. | | | | though this high-tech material in its infancy will be quite |
| And in case you think translucent aluminum isn't | | | | costly and sold at a premium. Please consider all this. |